A man from New Jersey was driving – in a hurry – through a small town in Illinois when he was stopped for speeding. The cop told the man he was doing an unbelievable 98 in a 55pmh zone!
One time during the off season, an umpire in a softball league in Colorado got sopped by a cop for speeding. He pled for mercy, explained that he was a very safe driver, and told the cop why he absolutely had to be in such a hurry. The officer didn’t buy it. “Tell it to the judge,” he said as he handed the umpire a ticket.