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“Natural selection may explain the survival of the fittest, but it cannot explain the arrival of the fittest.”

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When did Abraham Lincoln die?
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When did Neil Armstrong walk on the moon?
On which day of the week were you born?

When the phone rang in Larry’s office, Bryan, a movie producer in Hollywood, was on the other end asking for some help on behalf of a troubled friend named Mark. Larry obliged and hung up the phone.

But when he picked up the phone to call Mark, there’s no way Larry could have known what was about to happen.

How do you know when it’s time to purchase a new car? You wanna get the most bang for your buck, but you want to avoid pouring money into a hunk of junk, too. Fortunately, there’s a simple checklist you can use to help make this important decision.

If any two of these are true, it may be time for a new vehicle….

Civil war, disease, and poverty were wreaking havoc on those living in China during the 19th Century. Each year millions of men, women, and children died from these terrible living conditions. Sadly, almost none of them knew Christ, and were thus separated from God eternally.

But in spite of the millions, a man named Ni was only concerned about one: his father.

“The tragedy of our time is that the situation is desperate but the saints are not.”

Two blondes were flying to Los Angeles from Atlanta. One of the pair was a seasoned traveler; the other had reservations about flying. The first tried to comfort the latter with small talk and distract her with in-flight magazines.

Everything was going fine until the pilot came on the intercom and announced the plane had lost an engine.