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A bald, wrinkly, little man was rocking in a chair on his front porch, smiling happily, when a passerby, charmed by his smile, walked up to him.

The passerby said to the content gentleman, “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your secret for a long and happy life?”

Two older couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other gentleman, “Buck, how was the memory class you went to?”

“Outstanding!” Buck replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, like visualization, association, and so on. It was great. I haven’t had a single problem since.”

“Sounds like something I could use,” replied his friend. “What was the name of the clinic?”