For many Americans, Thanksgiving serves as an annual excuse to overdo it at the dinner table. There’s turkey, ham, stuffing, pie and many other favorites for you to enjoy…or abuse. And if you’re like most, you probably over did it at the dinner table.
If you’re not sure, use this simple checklist to find out if you went overboard.
You received an application from the Federation of Sumo Wrestlers.
Paramedics have to use the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the recliner.
You’ve got grass stains on the back of your pants…but you never sat down.
When doctors pricked your finger during your cholesterol screening, they got gravy.
The rash on your stomach is actually steering wheel burn.
Stuffing is what you ate on Thursday during dinner, and did on Friday while getting dressed.
Leftovers? What leftovers?
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