Everybody knows the famous comedic routine of Jeff Foxworthy in which he helps people identify themselves as Rednecks, but there are also tests to help people identify themselves as Yankees, if need be.
Here it is.
You might be a Yankee if…
“yous guys” is part of your vocabulary.
you’ve never, eaten okra. Ever.
you don’t see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
you would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own fishing show on TV.
you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
you don’t know any women with male names (for example, Tommie, Bobbie, Billie).
you’ve never planned your summer vacation around a gun and knife show.
none of your fur coats are homemade.
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