Three friends were sitting at lunch, discussing the recent funeral of a mutual acquaintance. As usual, death triggered a discussion of the hereafter, life’s purpose, legacy, and the great beyond. …
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With the expression “Merry Christmas” under attack these days, you may be looking for alternate ways to express festive seasonal greetings in a “risk-free” manner. Here’s a great one.
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Hank, the office boss, worried that his employees didn’t give him enough respect. Pondering what could be done about the situation, he settled upon an idea guaranteed to work.
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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their boss were walking to lunch when they found an old, antique oil lamp. They picked it up, rubbed it, and behold, a …
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the garage, and asked him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” The father was taken aback, but he decided that if she …
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One time during the off season, an umpire in a softball league in Colorado got sopped by a cop for speeding. He pled for mercy, explained that he was a …
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An altar boy walked into the confessional booth and lamented, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest promptly asked, “Is that …
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An old sea story tells of a ship’s captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward, told the first mate that his men smelled terrible. The captain suggested the sailors change …